How Did you Get Here?
Consider this your Official Notice:
You have wandered into a self-help cult with standards.
Welcome to Self-Hell
The Empire of Reluctant Devotion
I built this empire when healing politely stopped working…
If you are still reading this…
YOU are already tired enough — and dramatic enough — to belong here.
Take a breath.
Adjust your lighting.
From this point on, everything counts as character development.