The Bazaar
Where devotion meets distribution… Choose your artifacts wisely
A curated selection of Begrudgingly Grateful Artifacts
Every empire needs a marketplace.
Even one built out of reluctance.
Here you will find the objects, decks, and documents that survived our rituals.
Each piece is a functional relic:
equal parts sincerity and sarcasm, for those who refuse to choose between healing and aesthetic despair.
Designed for the spiritually allergic, created with aesthetic reverence and mild disdain for enlightenment. All artifacts currently exist in the digital realm — with Wild Drop Prototype Bundles occasionally escaping into the physical.
Featured Artifacts
A brief catalog of what the Empire reluctantly offers.
The Affirmation Deck
For those who heal through sarcasm.
The Journal Quadrilogy
A place to record your reluctant awakenings.
The Anti-Stress Deck
Ritual instructions for functional chaos.
Before anything becomes a polished artifact,
it lives a brief and glorious life as a Wild Prototype.
Printed in the dark, trimmed by hand, occasionally misaligned, and always charged with first-draft energy. These bundles are limited, chaotic, and aggressively unrefined.
They are for collectors, devotees, and anyone who enjoys owning something that should not legally exist yet.
They are limited. They are chaotic. They are not for the faint of aesthetic.
Treat them as artifacts of the process… or use them recklessly. The Empire accepts both.
Wild Drop Prototype Bundles
For those who prefer their devotion… unfinished.
Self-Hell Collection
Ritual garments for the emotionally crispy.
Gratitude is currency here. Spite is accepted as collateral.
Each purchase funds further acts of reluctant devotion.
Consider it a tithe — paid in taste and irony.