Every empire needs a marketplace.
Even one built out of reluctance.
Here you will find the objects, decks, and documents that survived our rituals.
Each piece is a functional relic:
equal parts sincerity and sarcasm, for those who refuse to choose between healing and aesthetic despair.
Designed for the spiritually allergic, created with aesthetic reverence and mild disdain for enlightenment. All artifacts currently exist in the digital realm — with Wild Drop Prototype Bundles occasionally escaping into the physical.
Everything here was built for people who are trying,
but also tired, dramatic, intelligent, and determined to rebrand toxic positivity.
Journals for the weary.
Decks for the spiteful.
Prototypes for the unhinged and discerning.
Feel free to browse.
Or pace.
Or sigh loudly — it all counts as engagement.
Welcome to Self-Hell’s Bazaar.
Where devotion meets distribution… Choose your artifacts wisely
A curated selection of Begrudgingly Grateful Artifacts
Featured Artifacts
A brief catalog of what the Empire reluctantly offers.
Affirmation & Anti-Stress Decks
For those who heal through sarcasm.
The Journal Quadrilogy
A place to record your reluctant awakenings.
Migration Equipment
A provisional system for functioning during the season.
The Annual Migration
Of The
Emotionally Exhausted
A seasonal phenomenon observed each year as expectations rise and infrastructure remains unchanged.
No solutions offered. Tracking provided.Each year, millions attempt reinvention at the same time.
New planners. Old patterns. Identical nervous systems.
This is not a personal failure.
It is seasonal pressure.
We call it The Annual Migration of the Emotionally Exhausted — and it recurs whether you prepare for it or not.
Observed Conditions:
Elevated hope without infrastructure
Short-term resolve
Long-term fatigue
Ritual planner purchases
Mild identity strain
