A black and white illustration of a snake coiled around a candle with the words 'Welcome to Self-Hell' written in purple and white. The phrase 'Begrudgingly Grateful 24:7' is at the bottom.

Welcome to Self-Hell’s Bazaar.


Everything here was built for people who are trying,
but also tired, dramatic, intelligent, and determined to rebrand toxic positivity.

Journals for the weary.
Decks for the spiteful.
Prototypes for the unhinged and discerning.

Feel free to browse.
Or pace.
Or sigh loudly — it all counts as engagement.

Self-Hell Collection

The Initiation Shirt
$27.00
The Doctrine Shirt
$27.00
The Confessional Shirt
$27.00
The Citizen Shirt
$27.00
The Tourist Tee
$27.00
The Tourist Baby Tee
$27.00
The Begrudging Revival Hoodie
$55.00
The Citizens' Robes
$65.00
The Emotional Support Tote
$27.00