A Full-Service Empire Ritual for those who refuse to bargain with household machinery.
(Print • Cut • Bless • Mail)
Let The Empire Handle the Ritual. The Empire will perform the necessary ritual so you never have to negotiate with your home printer again.
The Printer Demon Avoidance Service
Where The Empire performs the full ceremonial handling of your decks.
• High-quality printed versions of BOTH decks
• Hand-cut and cleaned edges
Performed with unreasonable precision and quiet resentment.
The Underlord personally supervises the geometry.
• Empire-coded packaging
Your decks arrive as sanctioned artifacts, not loose PDF chaos.
• A protective mailer
Because your enlightenment should not be bent in transit.
• A blessing
A small, sarcastic, begrudging one—but still a blessing.
• Prototype Bonus Extras and an Empire Token Artifact
(We will not tell you what. The Empire likes mystery. It jingles)
• 3 Wild Drop Envelopes
Join the fun and spread the word
No printer tantrums.
No troubleshooting forums.
No summoning circles.
Just your decks, delivered.
A Full-Service Empire Ritual for those who refuse to bargain with household machinery.
(Print • Cut • Bless • Mail)
Let The Empire Handle the Ritual. The Empire will perform the necessary ritual so you never have to negotiate with your home printer again.
The Printer Demon Avoidance Service
Where The Empire performs the full ceremonial handling of your decks.
• High-quality printed versions of BOTH decks
• Hand-cut and cleaned edges
Performed with unreasonable precision and quiet resentment.
The Underlord personally supervises the geometry.
• Empire-coded packaging
Your decks arrive as sanctioned artifacts, not loose PDF chaos.
• A protective mailer
Because your enlightenment should not be bent in transit.
• A blessing
A small, sarcastic, begrudging one—but still a blessing.
• Prototype Bonus Extras and an Empire Token Artifact
(We will not tell you what. The Empire likes mystery. It jingles)
• 3 Wild Drop Envelopes
Join the fun and spread the word
No printer tantrums.
No troubleshooting forums.
No summoning circles.
Just your decks, delivered.
