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Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
The Tourist Baby Tee is where cult-coded minimalism meets adorable chaos. This is the most lighthearted entry into Self-Hell — the Begrudging Glyph stamped boldly on a soft white base, framed by contrast sleeves for maximum “cute but dangerous” energy.
It’s flirty, sporty, alt-sweet, and surprisingly iconic. The Empire’s first officially sanctioned “soft initiate” shirt. Just unhinged enough to say: “I’m here for a good time, a weird time, and maybe a ritual.”
Cute? Yes.
Dangerous? Also yes.
Perfect for: selfies, rituals performed in natural lighting, and confusing strangers at Target.
Details:
• Lightweight crop/baby-tee silhouette
• Black raglan sleeves for contrast and attitude
• Clean black sigil print
• Soft, stretchy, undeniably adorable
• Ideal for casual wear or summoning petty confidence
This item is produced on demand and may take slightly longer to arrive. Patience is part of the ritual.
Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
The Tourist Baby Tee is where cult-coded minimalism meets adorable chaos. This is the most lighthearted entry into Self-Hell — the Begrudging Glyph stamped boldly on a soft white base, framed by contrast sleeves for maximum “cute but dangerous” energy.
It’s flirty, sporty, alt-sweet, and surprisingly iconic. The Empire’s first officially sanctioned “soft initiate” shirt. Just unhinged enough to say: “I’m here for a good time, a weird time, and maybe a ritual.”
Cute? Yes.
Dangerous? Also yes.
Perfect for: selfies, rituals performed in natural lighting, and confusing strangers at Target.
Details:
• Lightweight crop/baby-tee silhouette
• Black raglan sleeves for contrast and attitude
• Clean black sigil print
• Soft, stretchy, undeniably adorable
• Ideal for casual wear or summoning petty confidence
This item is produced on demand and may take slightly longer to arrive. Patience is part of the ritual.