Tier II — The Personal Rebrand Dossier
A middle-management solution to your existential angst.
Includes:
A full Bureau Case File PDF
(formatted, stamped, officious as hell)
Expanded reframe
Assigned ritual + accountability note
Tone: “I am not mad, I am disappointed.”
Best for:
Recurring patterns, spirals you can name but cannot stop, and problems that need classification.
______________
Per protocol and mild annoyance, The Bureau has authorized a partially declassified sample of Case File MK-C4G.
Inside this redacted excerpt, you will find:
A verified Intake Summary
Zero-mercy Diagnostic Findings
A Root-Cause Analysis that feels illegal
The Naming Ritual for Bitterness (select portions withheld for your safety)
The Petty Transformation Protocol (Tier II)
And the official Benediction of Mildly Malevolent Improvement
Please note:Several sections have been censored for reasons including (but not limited to): emotional volatility, unnecessary accuracy, and the general public’s inability to handle mischievous methods.
Tier II — The Personal Rebrand Dossier
A middle-management solution to your existential angst.
Includes:
A full Bureau Case File PDF
(formatted, stamped, officious as hell)
Expanded reframe
Assigned ritual + accountability note
Tone: “I am not mad, I am disappointed.”
Best for:
Recurring patterns, spirals you can name but cannot stop, and problems that need classification.
______________
Per protocol and mild annoyance, The Bureau has authorized a partially declassified sample of Case File MK-C4G.
Inside this redacted excerpt, you will find:
A verified Intake Summary
Zero-mercy Diagnostic Findings
A Root-Cause Analysis that feels illegal
The Naming Ritual for Bitterness (select portions withheld for your safety)
The Petty Transformation Protocol (Tier II)
And the official Benediction of Mildly Malevolent Improvement
Please note:Several sections have been censored for reasons including (but not limited to): emotional volatility, unnecessary accuracy, and the general public’s inability to handle mischievous methods.
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