Bureau Intervention

Tier IV — The Cosmic Rebrand Commission

Metaphysical paperwork. Narrative consequences likely.

Includes:

Comprehensive Bureau Dossier (full layout, sigils, stamps, divisions)

Multi-stage ritual strategy

Timeline of recommended behavioral shifts

Precision reframe

Shadow analysis

Tone: “Sit down. We need to talk.”

Best for:
Life pivots.
Identity crises.
Grief-adjacent nonsense.
Anything that requires a map, a mirror, and a shove(l).