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The Tourist Baby Tee
Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
The Tourist Baby Tee is where cult-coded minimalism meets adorable chaos. This is the most lighthearted entry into Self-Hell — the Begrudging Glyph stamped boldly on a soft white base, framed by contrast sleeves for maximum “cute but dangerous” energy.
It’s flirty, sporty, alt-sweet, and surprisingly iconic. The Empire’s first officially sanctioned “soft initiate” shirt. Just unhinged enough to say: “I’m here for a good time, a weird time, and maybe a ritual.”
Cute? Yes.
Dangerous? Also yes.
Perfect for: selfies, rituals performed in natural lighting, and confusing strangers at Target.
Details:
• Lightweight crop/baby-tee silhouette
• Black raglan sleeves for contrast and attitude
• Clean black sigil print
• Soft, stretchy, undeniably adorable
• Ideal for casual wear or summoning petty confidence
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
The Tourist Baby Tee is where cult-coded minimalism meets adorable chaos. This is the most lighthearted entry into Self-Hell — the Begrudging Glyph stamped boldly on a soft white base, framed by contrast sleeves for maximum “cute but dangerous” energy.
It’s flirty, sporty, alt-sweet, and surprisingly iconic. The Empire’s first officially sanctioned “soft initiate” shirt. Just unhinged enough to say: “I’m here for a good time, a weird time, and maybe a ritual.”
Cute? Yes.
Dangerous? Also yes.
Perfect for: selfies, rituals performed in natural lighting, and confusing strangers at Target.
Details:
• Lightweight crop/baby-tee silhouette
• Black raglan sleeves for contrast and attitude
• Clean black sigil print
• Soft, stretchy, undeniably adorable
• Ideal for casual wear or summoning petty confidence
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.