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Welcome. Mind the cracks.
Welcome to Self-Hell — please enjoy your stay and mind the existential potholes.
The Tourist Tee is the perfect entry-point into The Empire : the bright, unmistakable version of the Begrudging Sigil — perfect for those who have stumbled into Self-Hell and decided, “Yeah… this feels weirdly right.” This shirt is bold, approachable, and designed for the newly curious. The kind of piece you can wear in daylight without anyone questioning your life choices (too much).
It’s for people who whisper, “What is this?”
It’s for people who find The Dispatch by accident.
It’s for the newly begrudging and the freshly grateful.
Whether you’re just passing through or starting your Initiate arc, this tee says: “I’ve seen the door.”
Details:
• Crisp black sigil on white
• Classic v-neck cut (unisex)
• Lightweight, comfortable, and ritual-friendly
• Perfect for layering, gifting, or testing the cult waters
• Makes a great first impression on unsuspecting friends
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Welcome. Mind the cracks.
Welcome to Self-Hell — please enjoy your stay and mind the existential potholes.
The Tourist Tee is the perfect entry-point into The Empire : the bright, unmistakable version of the Begrudging Sigil — perfect for those who have stumbled into Self-Hell and decided, “Yeah… this feels weirdly right.” This shirt is bold, approachable, and designed for the newly curious. The kind of piece you can wear in daylight without anyone questioning your life choices (too much).
It’s for people who whisper, “What is this?”
It’s for people who find The Dispatch by accident.
It’s for the newly begrudging and the freshly grateful.
Whether you’re just passing through or starting your Initiate arc, this tee says: “I’ve seen the door.”
Details:
• Crisp black sigil on white
• Classic v-neck cut (unisex)
• Lightweight, comfortable, and ritual-friendly
• Perfect for layering, gifting, or testing the cult waters
• Makes a great first impression on unsuspecting friends
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.