Found in the wild. Claimed on purpose. Released again… if you dare.
This is the Begrudgingly Grateful Wild Prototype Bundle— a limited, chaotic, no-two-sets-the-same collection of early-stage Empire artifacts. These are the pieces that built the brand: the rough drafts, the culty prototypes, the ceremonial misprints, the “oh no wait this actually slaps” experiments that accidentally became canon.
Every bundle contains a curated assortment pulled straight from the creative wreckage: affirmation cards, anti-stress prompts, journal pages, lore fragments, benedictions, marginalia, and whatever else survived the night. Some pages will be finished. Some will be unhinged. All of them are rare.
No promises. No refunds. Just a beautifully reckless glimpse into the Empire before it became self-aware.
You don’t buy this for polish.
You buy it for bragging rights.
Each Wild Prototype Bundle includes aMini Drop Bag— a tiny, printable envelope designed foryourown Wild Drop.
Think of it as a ceremonial permission slip to go out into the world and hide a piece of begrudging wisdom where an unsuspecting stranger might stumble upon it.
A coffee shop table.
A bookstore shelf.
A park bench.
Your ex’s favorite bar (no comment).
Whether you actually do the drop or justfantasizeabout recruiting strangers into the Empire… the choice (and chaos) is yours.
Early draft affirmation cards
Anti-stress deck prototypes
Journal page misprints
“Found in the Wild” lore pages
Zenny marginalia sightings
Benign chaos, aesthetic debris, ceremonial scraps
The Mini Drop Bag + instructions
A surprise or two that should probably not be in circulation
(Each bundle contains between 10–20 curated pieces.)
Found in the wild. Claimed on purpose. Released again… if you dare.
This is the Begrudgingly Grateful Wild Prototype Bundle— a limited, chaotic, no-two-sets-the-same collection of early-stage Empire artifacts. These are the pieces that built the brand: the rough drafts, the culty prototypes, the ceremonial misprints, the “oh no wait this actually slaps” experiments that accidentally became canon.
Every bundle contains a curated assortment pulled straight from the creative wreckage: affirmation cards, anti-stress prompts, journal pages, lore fragments, benedictions, marginalia, and whatever else survived the night. Some pages will be finished. Some will be unhinged. All of them are rare.
No promises. No refunds. Just a beautifully reckless glimpse into the Empire before it became self-aware.
You don’t buy this for polish.
You buy it for bragging rights.
Each Wild Prototype Bundle includes aMini Drop Bag— a tiny, printable envelope designed foryourown Wild Drop.
Think of it as a ceremonial permission slip to go out into the world and hide a piece of begrudging wisdom where an unsuspecting stranger might stumble upon it.
A coffee shop table.
A bookstore shelf.
A park bench.
Your ex’s favorite bar (no comment).
Whether you actually do the drop or justfantasizeabout recruiting strangers into the Empire… the choice (and chaos) is yours.
Early draft affirmation cards
Anti-stress deck prototypes
Journal page misprints
“Found in the Wild” lore pages
Zenny marginalia sightings
Benign chaos, aesthetic debris, ceremonial scraps
The Mini Drop Bag + instructions
A surprise or two that should probably not be in circulation
(Each bundle contains between 10–20 curated pieces.)
